clearskeyes:

sealsdaily:

Today’s Seal Is: The Greatest Escape Artist

dizzyghoast:

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i’m usually the one who fucked up

byjove:

me: I’m struggling

me: hey, I just want to warn you, I am struggling

me: hey, I don’t feel so good, not doing so hot, am struggling

my mom when she notices the effects of me struggling: DUDE WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

dogpuppy:

asteroidtroglodyte:

rhaenyrathecool:

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dogpuppy:

innerchildabortionclinic:

type of grindset i’m on

geddyqueer:

there is this thing called a “kitty cat”. and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

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maswartz:

heavensickness:

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn’t know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad’s connections. The 26 year old barista couldn’t complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

Don’t leave this in the tags.

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thelovingend-deactivated2025073:

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

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